Story Of My Life!
Today, I’m feeling . . . 
Okay, randomly funny story #1 . . . When I was in New York, there were a few nights where we would get some UNRULY VISITORS. Okay, so they weren’t really unruly, more like not so convenient visitors . . . Yeah, let’s go with that. Each night for about a week (Well, except for Friday and Saturday) we would get a knock on our door around 11pm. And who was knocking you ask? Why, Rabbis from a neighboring synagogue! At 11pm. REALLY!?!?! They were going around to all of the Jewish apartments asking for sadakah. At 11pm . . . Yeah, wasn’t happening.
Now for randomly funny story #2 . . . We had just painted our apartment (Again, in New York) and we had all of the windows open and our front door open a crack to get the air circulating. It wasn’t even open wide enough to see inside from the outside. All of a sudden, my next door neighbor swings open my front door and looks around the room. (Thank G-d I wasn’t alone, I would of flipped out) She says: “Ooooh, it looks so nice.” My grandmother then explained to her that we had just painted, while I was explaining to her that she had no right to bardge into my apartment . . . Again. She then said: “Oh wow, are you leaving?” (Note: She’s been on our asses to move ever since her kids left, so that they could take our apartment.) I almost snapped. The nerve of her! ::sigh:: Oh well, It’s not the first time she’s done that . . .
So, yeah. That’s about all of the randomly funny stories I have for today.
Unfortunately, my Ishkabibble is refusing to load, so there will be no moments of Ishkabibble today . . . Oh Poo! =(
